First, Trumpers would deny it was real
Then they’d say it was part of Trump’s plan to get Putin to trust him, revealing how far Trump would go because he loves America so much
Then they’d say it’s nobody’s business what Trump likes
Then there would a huge increase in demand for Russian mail order brides, especially in Alabama, Arizona, and Texas
So Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to release the pee tape. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our lonely conservative gentlemen
