2009 November 18th

Reaganofilia

A recent article by Paul Krugman and a Follow up bring back to my mind one of the most bizarre examples of self-deceit common among Americans, and that is Reaganofilia.

Despite doubling the national dept (or tripling it, as some claim), Reagan was a fiscal conservative.
Despite the disaster in Beirut, Reagan was a great military leader.
Despite trying to bribe our enemies by sending them arms, Reagan was a stalwart, uncompromising, negotiator.
Despite being the only divorced president, he was a champion of family values (had McCain won, we would have had two divorced family values champions) .

Before the terrorist bombing in Beirut, Ronald Reagan ignored the advise of his experts by putting our troops in a vulnerable position, then took sides in a foreign civil war when we were supposed to be keeping the peace. We eventually withdrew from that position but only after being attacked by suicide bombers, thus sending the message that suicide attacks are an effective tool for fighting American interests. Even Dick Cheney acknowledged that Reagan’s withdrawal from Beirut bolstered the confidence of terrorists.

Whatever Reagen did to the economy, we ended up with a huge national debt when he was finished. Some say he grew the economy, others say he only grew the gap between rich and poor. Either way, there was a huge debt to pay, and Reagan handed the bill to future presidents.

Not everything Ronald Reagan did was disastrous, and he did some good things. But he doesn’t deserve the idol status that he has among conservatives.

And yet his idolized. I know someone who has a twelve inch Reagan doll on his desk. I know someone who has his autographed picture on his wall. We’re constantly hearing about a return to “Reagan style” economics or “Reagan style” leadership. Politicians are praised with phrases like “true Reagan conservative”.

Bill Clinton is admired similarly by his worshipers. I disagree with even my wife concerning the Clinton/Lewinsky affair. I believe that Clinton’s actions were reprehensible, and that he betrayed his country, not just his wife. I don’t believe that uncovering those actions was worth the expense and the derailing of our national agenda, but that doesn’t mean they weren’t reprehensible. But Clinton’s admirers understand his achievements, failures, and misdeeds and take the bad with the good. Reagan’s admirers seem to have invented a mythical legend, based on a real person, to be the object of their affection.

I can think of three reasons.

First, like John Wayne, he looked and acted tough.

The effects of appearance over substance should not be underestimated. In a country where we spend our family’s future wealth to drive around in a vehicles that make us look more powerful, spend that same wealth on clothing to make us look more sophisticated, and dump toxic chemicals on our own front lawns to make us look neater, we really like to look good. And in our playground mentality, “good” means “tough”. Reagan sure did look tough standing at the Berlin wall.

Second, he made the rich richer.

Reagan cut taxes for the rich and raised the payroll tax, actually raising the tax burden for many middle and low income workers ( Yes! Jeez! He Raised Taxes! ). The fact that Reagan’s policies were good for those who are already rich was even more important than the fact that Reagan looked tough. A tremendous amount of financing went into lobbying and advertising to convince citizens that a do-nothing government which allows the corporate leaders and money brokers to do whatever they like is in the best interest of its people. They carefully crafted a false association between restrictions on corporate activity with restrictions on personal freedom, even while promoting policies that actually do restrict personal freedom. They made members of the middle class feel that taxes on the rich will take money out of their pockets, and they convinced people that poverty is caused only by laziness, and has nothing to do with the fact that corporations keep finding ways of doing business with fewer and fewer American workers while muscling small, American businesses out of the market.

The third reason Ronald Reagan is so idolized is that his calls for a tax-free do-nothing government were appealing.

I call it the Mad-Max fantasy. It’s the idea that in a world without the protection of a so-called nanny-state, only the strong and quick-witted will survive and be free, and that each of us who have that fantasy is among the strong, quick-witted, free survivors. But the fantasy ignores two important facts: First, such a world would be a miserable place. There are, indeed, those who aren’t as smart or as strong but don’t deserve to perish from the scorn and neglect of those around them. Second, the fantasy of a do-nothing government is unsustainable. Power always fills a gap. The weaker the government, the stronger the corporations, and we see that in play as Walmart and other big-box stores gobble up trees, parks, and competition in towns and cities all across America, under the blind eye of a do-nothing government unwilling to protect the natural landscape or support its small business owners.

All this rambling makes it sound like I want the opposite: An overarching nanny state enforcing an abundance of restrictive laws under the guise of protecting its citizens. But this is like the “slippery slope” argument that gun-nuts use to equate taking assault weapons out of the hands of teenagers with government militias breaking into your home and stealing your granddaddy’s old hunting rifle. There’s a lot of shit between “everything” and “nothing” and while I don’t want a tax-free do-nothing government, I also don’t want a dystopic society with an ultra powerful government controlling our every move. What I want is a government that balances my freedom against the freedom of others who, if left unchecked, would take my freedom away. For example, I want a government that protects my right to hunt not just by enacting a meaningless constitutional amendment, but by protecting the land on which I would be able exercise that right. And that means a government that tells big-box corporations that they can’t turn my city into big fucking parking lot through which you can drive from one Walmart to another without seeing a single tree.

As I said, not everything Reagan did was wrong. It’s not wrong to make Americans feel proud of their country. It’s not wrong to call for an end to government waste. It’s not wrong to use military force when needed. But Reaganofiles worship a man that never existed, who caused a lot of damage that he isn’t blamed for, and did some good things that today would be considered “liberal”. It’s disturbing to think that so many people can get something so wrong.

2009 November 15th

Amateur Novel Writing

Inspired by NaNoWriMo, but not following the rules, I’ve started a novel. I’m having two problems, which I imagine are a very common among amateurs. First, I think I’ve told half of my story in just a few pages, and second, I keep revising the pages I have rather than adding new content.

I have about ten pages written and feel I can complete the story with another ten. It’s hard to imagine beefing up this story to the length of a novel when the entire story could be told, complete with battle scenes and love affairs, with just ten thousand words.

As far as the words that I already have, not only do I keep making little changes, I also keep finding mistakes. I have a scene involving a squad of soldiers with advanced technology. They’re covered, head to toe, in battle armor. Their heads are covered by their helmets and they look at the world through high-tech visors. In this scene, the squad is walking through a hot, humid jungle, and I had this one sentence: “Rane wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.” I must have read the scene over and over twenty times before I realized how stupid that was.

2009 November 11th

Mnemonic: It’s and Its

“His”, “Hers” and “Its” have no apostrophe.

“He’s”, “She’s” and “It’s” do.

So to help decide where to put the apostrophe, personify the pronoun. If you have a sentence like “It’s going to shed its skin”, use “He’s going to shed his skin”. It’s best to use the male form to keep the trailing “s”, because “Hers” is incorrect in places where “Her” should be used instead.

Using an apostrophe to save the effort of writing a little “i” hardly seems worth all the confusion. But that’s the way it is.

2009 November 10th

Mnemonic: Daylight Saving Time

March two forward; Knock one back.

DST starts on the second Sunday in March and ends on the first Sunday in November, which leads to the “two” and the “one” in my phrase. “Knock” is a strained mnemonic for November but its the best I can come up with. It’s also reminiscent of Halloween, and the first Sunday in November also happens to be the first Sunday after Halloween. Unfortunately, these start and end times may change someday; they’ve only been in effect since 2007.

As far as remembering if we’re actually changing to DST or from DST, two thoughts should help. The first is that the the old phrase “Spring Forward; Fall Back”, and my new one, are both analogous to DST’s start and end. Spring, or March, is when it starts, Fall, or November, is when it ends.

The second thought is that the name is misleading, since you’d think you’d be “saving” daylight when you don’t have much, like in the winter. In fact, the idea isn’t to save daylight when it’s scarce, but to avoid wasting it when it’s plentiful. We change our clocks in order to wake up earlier with the earlier sunrise. We should have called it “Daylight Using Time”, but unfortunately, I didn’t have a blog back then, so the misleading name stuck.

And remember, it’s “Saving”, not “Savings”.

2009 November 6th

Freedom Fighters

“You are the most beautiful sight any of us freedom fighters have seen for a long time”, said Michele Bachmann, to a crowd of people carrying a large sign that showed a pile of naked, concentration camp bodies. The visual aide was part of a protest against health care reform. Sure, I see the connection, don’t you?

Of course, it wasn’t actually a “Protest”, it was “Press Conference”.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/05/AR2009110504566.html

2009 November 5th

NaNo-Light

Three of my friends made posts concerning the National Novel Writing Month. One has been posting for quite some time and her latest post, “Checking Out”, indicates her level of effort towards NaNoWriMo. The other two posted about how they considered participating this year but would not be doing so. I’m with group 2. NaNoWriMo seemed like a great idea until I divided 50,000 by 30 and came up with “No Way”. Perhaps there should a “NaNo-Light” for those who can’t commit to a over a thousand and a half words per day but are still inspired by those that do. I will attempt to draft a novel this month, but I won’t have 50,000 words by December.

2009 November 5th

The wrong message

I was pretty sure Creigh Deeds was going to lose and I knew that if he did, I’d be reading a lot of bullshit about how his loss was a referendum against the Democratic party.

Like I said, “Bullshit”. It was a referendum alright, but it wasn’t a referendum against Democratic values, it was a referendum against lousy candidates. Creigh Deeds was inarticulate, said almost nothing of substance, and then turned traitor with his problematic comments about the public option. Sasha and I had yard signs ready to go. When Deeds made his infamous health care comments, it completely knocked the wind out of our sales.

One thing they’re saying is true: The rush of excitement that gave us President Obama has faded. But fading excitement shouldn’t be interpreted as a reversal of opinion. The people still want health care reform. They want our warriors to stop fighting a war based on lies, they want clean air and clean water and they don’t want to wait for the economy to fix itself while a do-nothing government watches neighborhoods decay and jobs go overseas. And most of them don’t give a crap if some guy marries some other guy.

But it’s hard to get to the polls when your candidate is barely running, seems embarrassed to call himself a Democrat, and if incumbent, is doing a lousy job. Democratic politicians don’t need to pull back on Democratic values, they need to charge harder. And they need to stay true to Democratic values without pandering to the other side.

Democratic citizens shouldn’t give up on what they hoped for last year. These elections were big a set back, but nothing more. Politicians are only part of the equation. They should keep writing letters, join organizations, read news sources that tell the truth, and donate time and money to causes that are important to them.

The future is trending towards the values of equal rights, scientific intelligence, and compassion. It’s just a matter of time.

2009 October 26th

Liemail

A while ago, in July, my Sister forwarded an email to me, that had been forwarded by several before her, which said that Oliver North had warned us about Osama Bin Laden in 1987, at a senate hearing, and in turn he was grilled and ridiculed by Democratic senators, with Al Gore leading the pack. In truth, it never happened.

My sister is no dummy, but it’s easy to get caught up in the outrage. She had sent several false, right leaning propaganda emails in the past, but this was the first I replied to. Addressing the Gore/North interview and several others lies contained in that email, I hit Reply All (which included about 20 recipients) and wrote:

> Hello everyone.
>
> Oliver North did not testify about Osama Bin Laden.
> Oliver North did not spend $60000 on a security system
>
> Al Gore did not question Oliver North.
> Bill Clinton did not pressure Israel to release Mohammad Atta.
>

Since that reply, my sister has not sent any more of these propaganda emails and I don’t know if she’s not forwarding them anymore or if she just took me off the list.

I do know that the bullshit propaganda hasn’t stopped. Sasha alerted me to this post in The Mudflats. It’s a long read but a good one.

For those who don’t read it, I offer this quote:

“Don’t believe chain emails, no matter where they come from. Just as you wouldn’t look at graffiti on a bathroom stall and think to yourself “Hey, look! I bet if I call that number, I’ll have a good time!” don’t believe email. Completely false and misleading content could have been added by Uncle Joe’s boss’ cousin’s neighbor to emails that might have actually had some legitimacy at the beginning. If the email gives you a source, CHECK IT. “

2009 October 17th

Sasha by Proxy

Since I can’t keep on my own blogs, it may seem a bit ambitious to start a new one. But I’ve been trying to get Sasha to start blogging and have had no success. Sasha don’t blog. She reads blogs (not mine, of course), but won’t write one. But she does talk (and how), and frequently drops pearls of wisdom that I feel should be shared with the world. And so I present Sasha by Proxy: (Improvisations on Sasha’s Thoughts). Sasha by Proxy will include tidbits on such topics as knitting, cooking, philosophy, politics, and chickens. I don’t know how well I can keep it going, since in addition to the work of typing another blog, it requires me to pay attention to Sasha, which is difficult with my short attention span and her long monologues, especially when she talks about knitting. But I’ll do my best. Enjoy.

2009 October 15th

Blog Action Day 2009: Climate Change

Melina tweeted a couple of times this week about Blog Action Day, but the thought got lodged in the back of my head somewhere and didn’t come forward until I noticed hers and Tina’s blog posts.

So I’m completely unprepared, and I considered posting nothing but a link to Google’s search results for “percentage of scientists who believe in global warming”. Because that should be enough, shouldn’t it?

The Global Warming issue is very frustrating. The people who are calling it a myth have all different reasons. Some say it’s not really happening but others say it’s perfectly natural. Some say it’s caused by geothermal forces from under the ocean while others point to melting ice on Mars as proof that it’s not our fault. And every time it snows an army of idiots wakes up and rehearses the same global warming jokes they told the last time it snowed. Even if the deniers outnumbered the believers, they would still just be factions of differing opinions, joined solely by unwillingness to take action.

While the deniers and believers point to each other and say “Idiot”, one interesting fact remains. There are some very intelligent people on both sides. Apparently, denying the reality of man-made global warming doesn’t prove that you’re an idiot (Don’t get confused: Basing that denial on a recent cold snap does).

So if you’re a denier, and base your denial on the research of respectable scientists, I’ll try real hard to hold off on calling you an idiot. The majority of scientists are believers, but you can cobble together an impressive list of scientists who aren’t.

You should still support global warming legislation. Mainly, because I have more scientists than you do, but also because even if you had the majority, and all I had was close to half, I’d still have an impressive number of them warning of an impending global disaster that must be averted by taking serious steps to reduce carbon emissions. What if I was pointing a revolver at you and you knew I only had two bullets. Wouldn’t you take action to keep me from pulling the trigger?

Maybe someday you’ll make an derisive comment about me and I’ll sheepishly smile and admit that I was one of those dopes who believed in the global warming crisis, just like I’ll admit today that I had water stored up in buckets ten years ago. I’ve made some bad decisions based on “expert” opinions. But even though the experts are sometimes wrong, you’ll more often than not do better if you follow the advice of the expert majority rather than follow the advice of those who are saying what you want to hear. The numbers are on my side.

Let’s give the majority of climatologists the benefit of the doubt.